I got a postcard frum Mao!

He woodn't say ware he was, but he rote, "Having a grate time, glad yer not heer."

I got a postcard frum Mao!

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Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops

I red this in the Daily Mail. Maybe I can take a bus to go vizit Mao in the Pen.

Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week.

The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop.

The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot's poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop.

Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: "It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn't seen it get on which was a bit confusing.

"The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and ran under one of the seats, I don't think any of the passengers noticed.

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Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 29

Thirteen fashun tips frum Skeezix the Cat (and frends)

1) Aksesserize. For example, I cood've just worn this vary cool blak lether vest by itself, but to add a littul pizzazz, I added my NEW PINK COWBOY HAT!!!!!! Yoo can planely see in the ixzampul beelow what a diffrinse a singul aksessery can make!

just the blak vest (BORING!!):
add the pink cowboy hat (snappy!):

2) Wile we're ooohing and ahhhing over my new blak lether vest, let's moove onto tip number 2: the devil is in the deetales! This meens that the diffrinse between blah and aah! is in the deetales of eech peese of clothing yoo ware. Lookey heer: Yoo've got 1) a kyoot wite bow that reely is set off nicely aginst the blak lether; 2) a roze wich sends a suttle signul that yer a romantik; 3) a skull and crossbones: edgy --- it keeps them gessing; 4) Wite lace, wich carries thru the theme establisht with the wite bow; and 5) Blak lace -- adds a little MRAO! and pulls it all together, and also gits a nice yin-yang energy going aginst the wite lace. This jakkit has good fang schway. And did I menshun it's KYOOT!

3) Don't be afrade to brake the roolz. For ixzampul, yer mother probly always told yoo that cats shood NEVER ware howndstooth. But my speshul frend Daisy prooves that howndsteeth can be a bold fashun statement!

4) If yer a lardbutt, don't ware tites:

That shood go withowt saying, yet obveeusly, it needs to be reiterated becuz sum cats didn't git the memo.

5) Vertikul stripes are slimming, and vary snappy! If yer fluffy, vertikul stripes are an exsillint fashun choice. Duzn't Lilly Lu look SMASHING?

6) Dimunds are a gerl's best frend. Don't skrimp on the joolry! My best frend Rocky Ann still knows how to werk it even tho she's sixteen yeers old ... we cood lern a LOT frum RA!

7) It's okay to ware a cap if yer having a bad hare day:

8) Evrybuddy looks FABYULUS in a pink satin bathrobe. It's a timeless look that will serve yoo well in any fashun sichuayshun.

9) Speeking of pink: yoo can never have too much of it, as illustrayted by Sabi beelow:

10) If yer a big man cat, the Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit is as essenchul a part of yer wardrobe as yer James Bond dinner jakkit!

11) Sumtimes, it's okay to only ware a hat --- if it's a GOOD hat!

12) Polo sherts are kinda dull, so it's better to git wun with some stripey colors at the nek and sleeves to jazz it up a littul so yoo don't look like yer frum Snoresville, USA.

13) Don't hold bak frum buying kyoot holiday clothes just becuz yoo can only ware them once a yeer! Yoo only have nine lives, so live it up! (But if yoo ware a turkey swetter on Thanksgiving, make shur they don't mistake yoo for the turkey.)

Thanks to Kismet, Daisy, Pixie, Rocky Ann, Rocky, Lilly Lu, Mao and Sabi!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 29

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I'm mad ....

... at the man in the bloo shorts. He was supost to bring me sumthing frum my best frends Kimo and Sabi for the San Fransisko Giants opening day, but I never got a pakije. My big bruther Mao, hoo gits to sit owtside and wate for the man in the bloo shorts sez the man in bloo shorts hasn't been stopping by owr howse lately. Wich leeves me withowt sumthing good to ware for opening day. I gess I can ware the Jeter Harris Yankee's cap.....

I'm mad ....

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Sumbuddy Luvs Yoo Saterday

Yoo know, me and my big bruther Mao have owr diffrinses, but I still love him becuz he's the BEST big bruther EVER. I don't even mind win he yells owt "Kaze!" in his sleep and wakes me up. Maybe yoo shood tell sumbuddy yoo love them today. Just becuz.

Sumbuddy Luvs Yoo Saterday

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Daisy's hedded for Joovey Hall

My speshul frend Daisy got in vary seerius trubbul this weekend becuz she tagged her howse. Yoo can reed the deetales heer. I was vary werried for her becuz she mite git sent to prizzin. But it was also a littul ixsiting to think that I mite be involved with a "BAD GERL." I git urjes just thinking abowt it. I askt Rocky abowt it, and he told me in the long run I'd have a lot more fun with Rizzo than I wood with Sandy. I don't know whut he ment by that, but maybe it's sumthing I'll find owt win I beecome a big man cat. Rocky gave me sum vary good advice, tho. He sed to tell Daisy that win she gits sent to prizzin to ask to be sent to one that allows conjugul vizits. I don't know whut that meens, eether, but I'm gonna pass that advice along to Daisy. I'm hoping she'll git sent to Martha Stoowert's prizzin, and then maybe win she gits owt she'll have her own omnipeedia empire.

Anyway, I began thinking abowt whut wood happen if I started tagging howses and running with the rong crowd, and maybe even joining a GANG! I got tired just thinking abowt it, and I fell asleep, and I dreemed that I was in a gang just like in West Side Story*. In the dreem, me and my big bruther Mao and Tripper the psyko stray cat were in a gang and we did lots and lots of singing and dancing. Trip shode me his shiv. He had a psyko look in his eyes win he shode it to me, and I felt a littul scared. So I woke up.

This is kinda whut owr gang looked like in my dreem. I'm the one in the pink shert:


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*Wich has a LOT of grate show tunes in it: I LOVE show tunes.

Daisy's hedded for Joovey Hall

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