Monday, March 12, 2007

My Trip to Bullevard Pet Hospitul

Heer is the door of the ixzaminayshun room I was in at Bullevard Pet Hospitul. Even tho thare were horsies on the door, they still let other animuls like cats and dogs and lizzerds git ixzamind inside it. The horsie on the bottum is small. That kind of horsie is called a poney. He has a big smile to reemind evrywun to git thare teeth kleend. That way, Bullevard Pet Hospital can make more munneys.


This is the wall of the ixzaminayshun room. As yoo can planely see, they have many pikchers of me on the wall. The Food Lady sez this is becuz I keep them in bizness by being sikly. I just think it's becuz I'm a sellebrity:



This is the man in the bloo shert, Dokter Shukmin. He's the V-E-T, but I like him. This was a pikcher of him that was put up on the wall of the ixzaminayshun room I was in. The oranje things on his hed are pigtales, wich makes him look like he has more hed fur. I gess he got 'em off one of his pig payshunts hoo didn't make it. As yoo can see, he has a vary vary exsellint sense of stile, so we have a lot in commun. He looks just like one of my iduls, Elton Jon:


This is my frend Shon at Bullevard Pet Hospitul. He's abowt to chek me in to the hospitul. Yoo mite remember than Shon was the one hoo put on my pink toenales. Shon's "DA MAN" if yoo wunt a good pawdicure:


I took this pikcher for my speshul frend Daisy, hoo LOVES lizzerds. This lizzerd has a boyfrend: Monte the snake. I'm not sertin it's Monte, becuz his name is not on the owtside of his howse, I'm just gessing. The lizzerd is kerld up with the ginormous snake, and smiling becuz she is in love:


This is Mark. He's anuther one of my grate frends at Bullevard Pet Hospitul. He helped me brake owt so I cood go home:


Win I started feeling better, the ferst thing I did was lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face. This made evrybuddy vary happy:


Heer is a pikchur of me in my catcup. As yoo can planely see, I'm still vary pale. This is win I'm eether praktissing to have Dr Daisy ixzamin me or dreeming of Dr Daisy ixzamining me:

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I wint to the Byooty Parler!

Me and my big bruther Mao got to go to the Byooty Parler today! The byooty parler is at Bullevard Pet Hospitul. They kleened all owr teeths just like the Brite Smile peepul do and then my best frend Shon put PINK SoftPaws® on me!!!!! I am vary vary ixsited abowt this becuz it may be just the edje I need to win the Mr Litterbox competishun! Heer's Shon showing off his handywork:

My best frend Jeen made shur they got PINK softpaws for me: Jeeen is THE BEST! And yoo can planely see whut an exsellint job Shon did. Win Shon got dun, he stuk sumthing up my poophole for a feekul test, but I'm used to that becuz that's whut Shon duz winever I see him.

Heer is a pikcher of the LIZZERD I saw at Bullevard Pet Hospitul! I took the pikcher to show to my speshul frend, Daisy --- This is a sallymander lizzerd. Thare were 2 in the glass cage: Harry and Sally. I don't know wether this is Harry or Sally, and thare was no explanayshun of whut happend win they met.


Also, yoo mite be intristid in knowing that Monte the boa was still thare, wayting to grow fethers:
I sed, "Hiya, Monte, howya doin'?" but I don't think he rememberd me. In fakt, he kinda hist at me.

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