The Vishus Deer Ho-tell

The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face were gone, but they came bak home today. I was vary upset becuz the old lady hoo feeds us duz not feed us the rite way, and thare's nobuddy's face to lik, and nobuddy to talk to me. My big bruther Mao was sertin that they had gone on a rode trip, but I didn't think it was possibul, becuz if they'd dun that they wood have taken me with them.... rite?

So when they got home, I asked them why they didn't take me on thare rode trip with them (becuz I was SUCH A GOOD BOY win I wint on a rode trip to my faverit ant Joanne's howse), but the Food Lady ixplaned that it was thare anniversrey and they had to be alone. It duz not sownd like a fun thing to spend time sumware withowt me, but win she shode me the fotos, I was vary glad I didn't go becuz I think they stade at THE VISHUS DEER HO-TELL!!!!! Heer are the pikchurs:

This pikchur was hanging on the wall of thare room:

This vishus deer hed was on the wall above the fireplace in thare room (that's Mr TF bilding a fire):

And yoo cood even see the vishus deer hed above the fireplace in a mirror:

And there was a dining room at the Vishus Deer HO-tell, and above the fireplace in the dining room was ANUTHER vishus deer pikchur:

I do not understand how this cood have bin a fun way to spend a weekend. It sownds terryfying. I got so upset seeing these pikchurs that I wint and blew chunks in the catbox. Big chunks.

The Vishus Deer Ho-tell

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