Mah-soose Munday

Theeze are my cuzzins, Fred (the dawg) and Bandit (the cat). Thare both formerly ferul. They liv in Bakersfeeld, wich is close to Oildale, the center of civilizayshun. Fred's abowt a sqwillion yeers old, and he has artheritis and he's deff, and so Bandit is kindly givving him a massaje.

My faverit Ant Joanne keeps calling the Food Lady and telling her to put Fred and Bandits pikchur on my blog. She's way older than the Food Lady (at leest, she LOOKS way older than the Food Lady), so she gits to be the boss of her. Of korse, I think they shood just git thare own blog insted of sqwatting on mine, but I put up the pikcher anyway.

Mah-soose Munday

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