Skeezix's Scratching Post

Saturday, May 05, 2007

What to ware for Chey and Latte's Wedding?

I have bin vary ixsited abowt Chey and Latte's wedding --- I've spent WEEKS shopping on the innernet for a kyoot owtfit to ware. Heer's the ferst one I ordered. It is a wedding dress to ware to weddings:

But the Food Lady told me that only the bride gits to ware the byootiful wite princess dress, wich hardly seems fare. So I did sum more shopping and fownd this amazing pink dress:

But the Food Lady woodn't let me ware it, eether, becuz she sez I'd be overdressing and I don't want to dress fancier than the bride. TOO MANY STOOPID ROOLZ! Rats! So I'm going to ware my tuxeedo. And sinse Shon took off my pink toenales, I don't even have a nice mannycure for the wedding.

Evrywun is invited to the resepshun! The reception starts at 5 PM EDT (2 PM for PDT) Click here to get to the chatroom. The password is LatteNChey.

Labels: chey, latte, wedding, what's the point of going to a wedding if yoo can't ware kyoot owtfits?

About Me

Name: Skeezix the Cat

Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

OTHER STUFF

SKEEZIX STUFF

Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

Skeezix in his pink polo shirt

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.

Pink Shert: Runt Size

Pink Shert: Medium