Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 29

Thirteen fashun tips frum Skeezix the Cat (and frends)

1) Aksesserize. For example, I cood've just worn this vary cool blak lether vest by itself, but to add a littul pizzazz, I added my NEW PINK COWBOY HAT!!!!!! Yoo can planely see in the ixzampul beelow what a diffrinse a singul aksessery can make!

just the blak vest (BORING!!):
add the pink cowboy hat (snappy!):

2) Wile we're ooohing and ahhhing over my new blak lether vest, let's moove onto tip number 2: the devil is in the deetales! This meens that the diffrinse between blah and aah! is in the deetales of eech peese of clothing yoo ware. Lookey heer: Yoo've got 1) a kyoot wite bow that reely is set off nicely aginst the blak lether; 2) a roze wich sends a suttle signul that yer a romantik; 3) a skull and crossbones: edgy --- it keeps them gessing; 4) Wite lace, wich carries thru the theme establisht with the wite bow; and 5) Blak lace -- adds a little MRAO! and pulls it all together, and also gits a nice yin-yang energy going aginst the wite lace. This jakkit has good fang schway. And did I menshun it's KYOOT!

3) Don't be afrade to brake the roolz. For ixzampul, yer mother probly always told yoo that cats shood NEVER ware howndstooth. But my speshul frend Daisy prooves that howndsteeth can be a bold fashun statement!

4) If yer a lardbutt, don't ware tites:

That shood go withowt saying, yet obveeusly, it needs to be reiterated becuz sum cats didn't git the memo.

5) Vertikul stripes are slimming, and vary snappy! If yer fluffy, vertikul stripes are an exsillint fashun choice. Duzn't Lilly Lu look SMASHING?

6) Dimunds are a gerl's best frend. Don't skrimp on the joolry! My best frend Rocky Ann still knows how to werk it even tho she's sixteen yeers old ... we cood lern a LOT frum RA!

7) It's okay to ware a cap if yer having a bad hare day:

8) Evrybuddy looks FABYULUS in a pink satin bathrobe. It's a timeless look that will serve yoo well in any fashun sichuayshun.

9) Speeking of pink: yoo can never have too much of it, as illustrayted by Sabi beelow:

10) If yer a big man cat, the Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit is as essenchul a part of yer wardrobe as yer James Bond dinner jakkit!

11) Sumtimes, it's okay to only ware a hat --- if it's a GOOD hat!

12) Polo sherts are kinda dull, so it's better to git wun with some stripey colors at the nek and sleeves to jazz it up a littul so yoo don't look like yer frum Snoresville, USA.

13) Don't hold bak frum buying kyoot holiday clothes just becuz yoo can only ware them once a yeer! Yoo only have nine lives, so live it up! (But if yoo ware a turkey swetter on Thanksgiving, make shur they don't mistake yoo for the turkey.)

Thanks to Kismet, Daisy, Pixie, Rocky Ann, Rocky, Lilly Lu, Mao and Sabi!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 29

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Mao's Playin a Weird Game with Me

Reesintly, Mao has bin playin a weird game with me. He makes me preetend like I am Kaze and then he puts the bitey on my skinny nek and gits on my bak. It duzn't seem to be a vary fun game, and frankly, it makes me feel funny, like I shoodn't be doin' it. Mao makes theeze sownds like he's havin urjes. I don't wanna rat him owt and git him in trubble cuz then he'd call me a ratfink tattletale mama's boy crybaby. But I don't like playin that game. Unless it was with Daisy. Daisy can put the bitey on my nek anytime she wunts!

Mao's Playin a Weird Game with Me

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On the Red Carpet: Pixie & Daisy!

DAISY

(Isn't her dress just YUMMY??)

Here is Daisy's Red Carpet Fashion. As you can see, she took a fashion risk! To bolster her self confidence, she decided to bring her catnip filled striped mouse with her in lieu of a purse. How daring!

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PIXIE

Here is Pixie's Red Carpet Fashion. As you can see, she is dressed very sensibly since she is no longer a young starlet. Unfortunately, this dress landed her on the Worst-Dressed list.

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ABOWT THE ACATEMY AWARDS: Noting how no cat mooveys got nominaytid for the Academy Awards, I started the aCATemy Awards to showcase exsellense in Feline Films. All cats can submit entreez, and yoo don't even need a video to enter --- still fotos are aksepted for entries in "Red Carpit Fashun." Hundrids of dollers in prizes will be awarded. ENTRY DEDLINE: March 31st. Deetales at: www.acatemyAwards.com

On the Red Carpet: Pixie & Daisy!

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Dreeming of Daisy...

Yoo mite wunder whut I'm doing in this foto. Well, the anser is, I'm dreeming of my speshul frend, Daisy. In this part of the dreem, I'm dreeming that I'm likking her vary vary soft kerly wiskers. I'm kind of kneading my claws (knead on, Calvin!) as I'm doing it, and my big bruther Mao has that, "What did I do to deezerve this?" look on his face. One of my faverit songs, "Urjes," by Foreigner, is playing in the bakgrownd wile I'm likking Daisy's wiskers. It was a vary vary good dreem.

Dreeming of Daisy...

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Just LOOK at THIS!!!!

Rocky is always going on abowt how he loves Harleys, and I never reely understood why he loves them so much until tonite on my strole I SAW MY VARY FERST HARLEY!!! Just down the street frum my howse, a small persun was driving a hot pink Harley, and I gotta tell yoo, I WUNT ONE!!! I can just see myself driving, with Daisy on the bak with her arms arownd my waste, and we cood have matching kyoot pink lether biker jakkits and maybe we cood join the Hellz Anjels and go biking acrost the country viziting all owr innernet frends!

Just LOOK at THIS!!!!

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Bonnie's Meme

Bonnie's Meme
This is a meme frum my best frend, Bonnie Underfoot. (If yoo've bin tagged, copy the qweschuns/ansers beelow and put in yer own ansers.)

A) Four places I have lived:
Only 2:

• Berkeley (they also sed I lived in Bezerkly, but I think it's the same place). It's ware I was born, and I don't remember much abowt it, ixsept that I had 2 byootiful sisters.
• Castro Valley by the big forest
  

B) Four things I love to watch:

• The coons on the bak dek at nite
• The skunks on the bak dek at nite
• Daisy's Videos
  
• Berdies and sqwerls

C) Four places I have been outside my home:

• The Chuk Erreka Rest Stop on the Eye 5
• My faverit Ant Joanne's howse in Bakersfeeld, wich is neer Oildale, the center of civilizayshun
• The Residinse Inn in Bakersfeeld.
• Bullevard Pet Hospitul
  

D) Four websites I visit daily:

• Daisy the Kerly Cat's Blog
• All my other innernet frends' blogs
• It vareez, but I shop for kyoot owtfits at places like this and this and this.
• Peepul Magazeen's Style Watch, so I can see all the trends in kyoot owtfits
  

E) Four of my favorite foods:

• Fansy Feest Sliced Turkey in Gravy
• Sumtimes, Fansy Feest Grilled Beef in Gravy
• Toona
• Ixpensive Cheeze (not like, Kraft singuls or imitayshun cheeze produkts)

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
I'm always happiest in frunt of my compyooter, but here are other places I like:

• My heetid cat cup in the compyooter room (wich Mao has takin over)
• My heetid berrito bed in the cat bedroom
• My tunnel box (wich Rocky the Gutter Cat has takin over)
• My Whirly*Pop box

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
The string
Whirlybird Cat Toy
My tinsel wand
My Boogie Mat (a gift frum my best frend Boogers)

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:

• Skeez
• Skeezy
• Skeezaroonie
• Mr Poopy

I) Regarding Catnip:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Anser: Never did a thing for me so I abstane. Beesides, I don't wunt to be sent to rehab.

J) Regarding Cat Grass:
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it
Answer: Never had it. I think becuz the ferst 50 times they bot cat grass for the other cats, the cats never ate it, so they gave up.

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:

• I'd pay off the tax man for Mr TF and the Food Lady
• A plane tikkit to Parkland, FL
• Lots of kyoot owtfits
• Plane tikkits for all my innernet frends to come to my howse for a big party

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:

• Think of Daisy
• Dreem of Daisy
• Wunder whut Daisy's doing
• Shop for kyoot owtfits on the innernet

M) Four things I want to do this summer:

• Werk up the kerije to tell Daisy that I'm in love with her.
• Git a tan
• Do lots of strolin'
• Maybe go on vakayshun to Epcot Center or Dizneywerld or the Everglades or the Ringling Bruthers Clown Collije.

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:

• My tunnel box
• My WhirlyPop box
• My Diary
• The old issues of Cat Fancy with the senterfolds that I keep hidden under my cat cup.

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:

• Annownse my "aCATemy Awards Moovey & Fashun Kontest"
• Win Zeus' Mr Litterbox Kompetishun
• Tuch up my mannykyer
• See if Daisy has posted any more shaved tummy fotos on her blog

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?
Paper bags
Plastic bags
Boxes
Anser: Boxes and Paper Bags. Also, under the boogie mat or my sleeping bag.

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:

• Rocky the Gutter Cat
• Mao
• That psyko stray cat Trip
• Do the coons on the bak dek cownt?

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:

• My big bruther Mao
• Eclair
• Tiramisu
• Kimo & Sabi

Bonnie's Meme

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Urjes

I am going to be spending the rest of the day making my urjes go away after seeing THIS!

Urjes

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Mr Litterbox

My hole day is going to be spent gitting my entry reddy for the Mr Litterbox competishun. It's hard deesiding wich category to enter. Akshully, I don't even know if I shood bother to enter, becuz Latte and Chase have such a grate entry. Do yoo think Daisy will notiss how my qwads are like pistons? I'm not inklined to submit this as my entry bucuz, frankly, the owtfit izn't that kyoot.

Mr Litterbox

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Frootbat Friday

Heer yoo can see my pink mannykyer. And I think the glasses make me look smart. At leest I hope so, becuz my speshul frend Daisy is studying to be a dokter: she's smart and ambishus! So I have to look smart, too, so she duzn't find sum Dr McDreemy to run off with.

Frootbat Friday

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Silly Sunday

As a follow-up to the cat circus video I posted yesterday, heer's anuther cat hooze reddy for the circus, performing a deth-defying feet of bravado and athletisizm:

Kids, don't try this at home: he obveeusly is a trayned professhunul. Daisy, I'd like to heer a circus professhunul's take on this stunt!

Silly Sunday

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Circus Cats

Obveeusly, I'm vary intristid in Circus Cats sinse my speshul frend Daisy is "in the bizniss," so I lookt on youtube for other circus cats. This is whut I fownd. They are vary good, but noware as good as my Daisy!

Circus Cats

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 21

The Thirteen Reezins this was the BEST VD EVER IN MY HOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

1. Daisy kist me at the VD Party.
2. Daisy kist me on Valentine's morning.
3. I got to match up sum of my frends with the loves of thare lifes.
4. Mao is not as cranky now that he's no longer a lonely old bachler cat.
5. I got to ware my pink satin bathrobe.
6. I wun secund runner up in the Catster "Men in Pink" Competishun.
7. I got to praktiss my wooing skills.
8. The secund time Daisy kist me, I only wet my pants a littul tiny bit. In fakt, it mite have only bin a littul flopswet, not pee.
9. I got to give the award for best valentine to my frends Pixie and IBB.
10. The Food Lady and Mr TF ate dinner at home insted of going owt, wich ment I got a littul tiny peese of lobster.
11. I lerned how to werk sizzers so I cood cut owt Daisy's valentine. This is an importunt marketubul skill that cood help me git a grate job sumday.
12. Evrything (inklooding Daisy) is dekerated in pink and red on VD. Pink is my faverit color and I got to see a lot of it!
13. Daisy gave me a GORJUS hot pink romper dress with Xs and Os all over it, and a littul button that sez SMOOCH! It's like gitting kisses frum Daisy evry day!!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 21

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Look what Daisy sent me!!!!

Yesterday, a pakije frum Daisy came in the male for me, but the Food Lady made me wate to open it until tonite. Note Daisy's EXSILLUNT PENMANSHIP on the envelope. And it is pink and purpul Tinkerbell rapping. Daisy rememberd that I LOVE faireez, espeshully Tinkerbell:

She rote a vary nice letter, too. I red evry werd down to the bottum ware she sed "Luv, Diasy". WOO HOO!!!!!! That was vary ixsiting!

Win I opend the pakije, thare was a byootiful hot pink romper dress inside: PURRFIKT for evryday ware! It had Xs and Os all over it wich meen hugs and kisses. Cood this prezint have bin any more purrfikt????

Well, yes, it cood have..... becuz the rapping had Daisy's SMELL all over it!!!! I snift and snift and snift.


And did I menshun whut a grate HAT the bow on the pakije made???



Heer yoo can git a better look at the byootiful dress. Professor Daisy wood say that it eezily makes the tranzishun frum day to evening ware with the addishun of a strand of perls:


Heer's a speshul deetale on the dress. It sez SMOOCH!!! Smooch meens kiss, so it's like I'm gitting kist by Daisy evry time I ware it!!!!

I am the lukkiest guy in the werld! Not evry gerl wood buy her fella a byootiful VD dress with kisses all over it! Or remember that I like faireez and rap my prezint in fairy rapping paper!!! Daisy, yer the BEST!!!!!

WoW. Sensery overlode. I've gotta take a breether!

PS: Daisy also sent a byootiful pikcher frame that Buddy and Finny made (the proseeds go to help Mu Shue) ... but I fergot to take a pikchur so I'll have to show yoo later. I'm gonna put one of Daisy's tummy pikchurs in it!!!!

Look what Daisy sent me!!!!

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Thare are preparayshuns to be made....

Me and my big bruther Mao are vary ixsited abowt VD this yeer becuz it's the vary ferst yeer we've both had valentines. So we're gitting all drest up, and the fether boa is reddy for akshun. I don't know ixzaktly whut kind of akshun, but I'm shur thare will be sum. This morning Daisy teleportid me over and gave me a kiss. AND I DIDN'T WET MY PANTS!!! That's whut I call progress. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the morning trying to figyer owt how best to aksesserize my pink robe. Rocky sez I shood go aw natcherelle, but I don't think Daisy's reddy to see my Barney Fife fizzeek.

Thare are preparayshuns to be made....

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How I spent my Day....

I'm beehind on sending owt all my valentines becuz I spended much of the day at my Daisy-Watching Stayshun looking at this pikcher of my speshul frend, Daisy. I wore my pink fleese jakkit with daiseez on it. I kinda got a feever wile I was doing it, so I had to stop. I must still have the floo. Win I wint to git a drink of water, yoo know whut happend??? ROCKY TOOK MY SPOT!!!!! Ferst my tunnel box, now he's taken over my Daisy-watching stayshun! I am vary distrest.

How I spent my Day....

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I'm an Awther!

As many of yoo know, "We are the Kitties" has finely bin publisht, and heer I am with my copy. I rote a story for it - a memwahr - called "The Story of My Life So Far." It's the story of my life. But it duzn't inklood the joosy stuff like my romance with Daisy the Kerly Cat. Not that I wood ever spill the beens abowt my speshul reelayshunship with Daisy becuz that's not whut gentulmen do.

Thare are MANY reezins to buy this book. Ferst of all, it's a good book, with many storeez and poems and stuff by blogging cats yoo know. Secund of all, the proseeds go to charitubul kawzes. Therd, the storey of my life is in it. So buy it!!!

I'm an Awther!

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How I spent my Day....

Heer is how I spent my Saterday... after I finisht reecooperayting and then riting Daisy a berthday poem.

Whut a nite last nite at Beau and Angie's party! Daisy and Pixie were the best drest sisters thare, and we all wint in my stroler, wich I had deetailed just for the okayzhun. Deetailing is win yoo pay sumwun to git all the Cheezits and Temptayshuns owt of all the nooks and cranneez, and make shur the weels are shiney. I also fluffed up my hot pink pillow frum Kaze, and hung an air freshener up with that noo stroler smell. Daisy notist that the stroler had bin deetailed, so it was werth it. My big bruther Mao did not go becuz Kaze wuzn't going to be thare. Rocky wint, but not in the stroler becuz he thinks the stroler is stoopid.

I got to danse with Daisy, and I also wint to git her a Catmopolitan becuz Rocky told me it's a good idea to git the gerls likkerd up if yoo wunt to have a good time. Dansing was a littul hard. My big bruther Mao took pity on me and tot me how to danse last week, but win I started dansing with Daisy, I reelized Mao had tot me the gerl part of dansing, not the boy part -- wich is the part ware the boy leeds. But Daisy didn't seem to mind. We dansed kind of slow together, and I cood smell her - she smelld reely good. Reely good. And her ears were vary kleen. And I did not step on her paws even once.

Me and Rocky coodn't stay as long as we wunted becuz the Food Lady was at werk and we didn't wunt her to git home and ketch us whooping it up, but beefore I left the party Daisy planted a kiss on my cheek, and at that point, the seeling started spinning and I got reely reely hot, and I coodn't breethe and I think I past owt and wet my pants. It was SUM kiss! Rocky sez I need to praktiss more so that I can injoy it insted of gitting a sensery overload, but he did menshun that I did good not to sqweel like a piggy. So I think I'm making progress.

Rocky had a good time becuz Sadie brot sum home grone primo nip.

So this morning I rote my berthday poem, and then I deesided to praktiss kissing Daisy. I didn't git vary far becuz win I lookt at her pikcher, I starting thinking whut it wood be like to undo her spagetti straps and then play with them. Thare vary dangle-ly. And then I looked down thare and saw ware her dress cuts away to show her shaved tummy, and at that point, I need a rest becuz it was gitting hard for me to breethe and I was feeling kinda hot. Maybe I'm coming down with the floo.

How I spent my Day....

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Happy Berthday, Daisy!!!

Today is the berthday of my vary speshul frend, Daisy the Kerly Cat. As most of yoo know, Daisy and I like eech other, and win I werk up enuf keridje to ask it wile maintaining bladder kontrol, I'm going to ask her to go steddy. This may not happen for a few yeers, tho, becuz we're both still vary yung.

But Daisy is less yung than she was yesterday: Today is Daisy's berthday! Yoo have to drop by her blog and wish her a happy berthday. I rote her a berthday poem. I hope she likes it!

Skeezix's Happy Berthday Poem
to Daisy the Kerly Cat

Daisy, yer the prittiest of all the cats hoo blog
But I'd still like yoo anyway, even if yoo were a dog.
Becuz yer vary smart and sweet and ware the kyootist clothes,
and yoo like pink and pokka dots and headbands made with bows.
Yer brave: yoo takkle wildebeests, and gators in yer yard
And yoo watch for vishus deer -- yoo always bravely keep yer gard.
Yer ears are not all waxy cuz yoo keep them nice and kleen,
I'm amazed that famous royalty hasn't asked yoo to be qween.
I hope this berthday is the best that yoo have ever had
The fakt that yer my speshul frend makes me happy, gay and glad.

Happy Berthday, Daisy!!!

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

Thirteen things I need to do to git reddy for Beau Beau and Angie's Party:

1. Pick out a really cute outfit to wear
2. Find owt whut Daisy's waring frum Pixie, just to make shur that me and Daisy won't be waring the same thing.
3. Get some Cover-Stick to hide the scar under my eye. Or shood I show it off?
4. Have hot pink Softpaws put on my fingernails.
5. Go to Bullevard Pet Hospitul for a good kleening of my teeths, and maybe to git sum butt putty so I don't have the sqwerts during the party.
6. Praktiss mussel pozes.
7. Buy CosmoCat magazine so I can learn more abowt whut gerl cats talk abowt. My big bruther Mao sez knowlidje is power, and it will help me know win Daisy is trying to use her feminin wiles on me.
8. Find owt whut feminin wiles meens.
9. Practice conversations. My best frend Jeter Harris sugjested, "How abowt dem Yankees?" but yoo know, I'm not shur that wood werk on Daisy. Rocky the Gutter Cat sugjested, "Hey thare. Wanna do it?" but frankly, I think yoo need to be more specifik abowt whut yoo wunt to do. Mao sez to let Daisy do all the talking becuz she seems reel good at that. Maybe that's whut I'll do.
10. Practice greeting Daisy's mom. "Good evening, Mrs Curly Cat. Yoo are looking espeshully byootiful this evening. It's eezy to see ware Daisy gits her good looks." Watch more Leave it to Beaver episodes becuz Eddie Haskul duz this reely good.
11. Practiss not wetting my pants.
12. Clean the stroler and make shur the weels are reel shiney. Git Mr TF to install the bevrije holder.
13. By a korsaje for Daisy, and reemind Icon to git one for Pixie.

Rocky sez I shood also take a bunch of his primo nip for Daisy becuz it will inkreese the chanses that I "git sum" wink wink. Git sum whut? He woodn't say - he just sed, "yoo know..." and he winked agin. I think Rocky was loded becuz none of it made any sense to me and he reefyoozed to ixplane.

OMG! I don't think I can git all this dun beefore tomorrow nite!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

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LOOKING FOR LOVE!!! 7 matches to go!!

Okay, evrybuddy, lissen up -- so far, the following cats have ixprest an intrist in finding love with that speshul sumwun. Let's match 'em up! All of theeze are vary deer frends of mine, and I wunt them to have urjes just like I have for my Daisy.

To kontakt theeze cats, go heer. And, if yoo, too, are looking for love, post whut yer looking for thare --- and yoo can even enter an open valentine in the VD Contest like Eclair did!

So heer are owr singuls:

LUCY:

Lucy seeks man cat or boy cat.

Two year old tortie seeks male companionship. Must be sweet and loving, non-smoker (but eating nip OK) who likes to cuddle in front of fires or under blankets.

I'd be a good valentine because I'm really sweet and friendly, I like to go on road trips in the car and in my stroller. I don't talk much, but when I do, you know it's
important - so guys, if you want a woman who won't talk your ear off, I'm your
girl!

http://www.catster.com/cats/219290/sniff

YUKI:

yuki - a laid back senior lady cat wishes to meet a-vayl-a-bull man cat.

he shood be breefing and able to move about wif little or no help. hyper or high strung cats need not apply. must like to take long,long naps on soft comfee beds. must love the view of the world from a pikshure window. fi-nan-shul-lee in-d-pen dent. luv of red dot chasing a purrferred.

i woods make a great valentine cuz i has a caring hart. i loves to be told sweet nufins and will tell yus how hansum, funny, ans wonderful yu is. i will also shares my fishy flakes an nip wif yus.

come bisits my blog: http://www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com

KIMIKO:

kimiko almosts senior lady cat wishes to meet man cat.

enter-est-ed in man cat wif en-er-gee bursts. must be abulls to zoom thru house at breakneck speeds. wipeouts ars ack-sept-a-bull. nip addict is ok. goods hi-gene is a
must as i has flea al-er-gees.

i ams a yung at hart lady cat who likes to chase strings, balls, and red dots. i can act crazy at times and zooms thru the house. sometimes i ams fery quiet and shy. i luvs to curl up and take naps unner the covers. if yus luvs to talk i can listen or yus can
listen to me talk.

come bisits my blog: http://www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com/

TAPS:

Taps - seeking mature girl kitty.
I'm a 16 year old younge at heart black and white boy. I loves to take nappies on our porch, and sleeping on our bean parents bed. I loves chickey, and my special diet. I loves temptation treats, and would be happy to share some with someone special. Oh, i'm an indorr kitty, i use to be an out door kitty until meowmize got her own place and I got to come in.

SNOWY

I'm a 4 year old girl kitty. I have a very snowy white coat, which is how i got my name. I enjoys, taking nappies anywhere it is comfy, and laying in the sun. I loves playing with micerz, and getting some nip(hehe),and temptations. So if yous are looking for a beautiful full figured girl kitty then i just might be your girl. Purrs, and headrubbs.

LOOKING FOR LOVE!!! 7 matches to go!!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/looking-for-love.html

How I spent my Day....

How I spent my Day....

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/how-i-spent-my-day.html

Can't werk this afternoon....

My speshul frend Daisy posted a noo foto of her shaved pink tummy. I can't take my eyes off of it. But I don't know if evrybuddy on the innernets shood be looking at it....!

Can't werk this afternoon....

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/cant-werk-this-afternoon.html

My vary smart speshul frend, Daisy

My speshul frend Daisy is doing a home-study korse so she can lern to do operayshuns. I just kontinyoo to be amazed at how smart and ambishus she is. She was alreddy a professer, and now she's gonna be a DOKTER!!! I think I'm going to volunteer to let her praktiss her exams on me!

Or maybe not. I get big urjes just thinking abowt it and I woodn't wunt to imberruss myself.

My vary smart speshul frend, Daisy

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/my-vary-smart-speshul-frend-daisy.html

My Valentine to Daisy the Kerly Cat

My Valentine to Daisy the Kerly Cat

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/my-valentine-to-daisy-kerly-cat.html

Kard frum Daisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man in the bloo shorts brot me a thankyoo kard frum Daisy the Kerly Cat!!!!! I was so ixsited!!! She rote on the inside with REEELY GOOD PENMINSHIP, and she stuk abowt a hundrid sparkly shiny butterflys all over it!!!!! I spended almost all nite looking at it, on my sleeping bag wich is almost identikul to Daisy's sleeping bag. This is going strate into the skrapbook of my life, after I git dun looking and looking at it, and sniffing it for her gerl smell. MMMMMMM!

Kard frum Daisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/01/kard-frum-daisy.html

I can't beeleeve I mist this!!!!!

I am so imberrust and upset. Maybe sum of yoo big man cats with harems can give me sum advice. I go to Daisy the Kerly Cat's Catster page and her blog evry day, and look at all her byootiful pikchurs and her byootiful owtfits, and sumhow -- I don't know how this happend --- I MIST SEEING HER MYOOSIK VIDEEYO!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was the gratest myoosik videeyo EVER. AND she was waring a pink swetter IXZAKTLY like MY pink swetter! And now I think she mite feel bad, like I wuzn't paying attenshun to her cuz I didn't comment on her myoosik videeyo, wich is maybe why she was looking forward to Big Man Cat Munday becuz she's shopping arownd for a big man cat with big man cat mussels, and I just can't kumpeet on thoze terms. I have to git by on persunality. But I feer that won't be enuf to git her to pay attenshun to me. She is such a byootiful, klassy, fashunubul gerl cat.

Yoo can watch her myoosik videeyo heer, or yoo can go to her blog to see it. She gots it going and coming. I just don't know how to git bak in her good grayses.

I can't beeleeve I mist this!!!!!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/01/i-cant-beeleeve-i-mist-this.html