Skeezix's Scratching Post

Friday, March 16, 2007

Frootbat Friday

Since I had my pawdicure, I like to sleep with my toenales up on the rim of my heetid cat cup so that anybuddy hoo walks by can see how kyoot my nales look. See? Kyoot nales!

Sevrul of yoo have askt abowt how the SoftPaws are werkin owt for me. In a werd: Grate! I have not chewd them off. It's bin a cuppul of weeks, and thare all still on. Rocky loves them becuz I don't skratch him anymore win we play. (Beefore, I skratcht him and he got an absess wich cawzed him to have to have the antlers installed on his hed.) They are GRATE for rok kliming! They are sheek and fashunubul. I don't skratch the peepul win they have to feed me my barfy medisins. The Food Lady sed it is way better if yoo have a pink toenale purrfeshunul put them on yer cat becuz she's tride it beefore and got super gloo in her hed fur. I'm glad I wuzn't born yet win that happened.

Labels: dreeming of daisy's shaved tummy, frootbat friday, pink toenales, softpaws, urjes

About Me

Name: Skeezix the Cat

Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

OTHER STUFF

SKEEZIX STUFF

Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

Skeezix in his pink polo shirt

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.

Pink Shert: Runt Size

Pink Shert: Medium