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Monday, February 05, 2007

I'm indispozed

If yer wundering ware I am, I am feeverishly werking on making a valentine for that speshul sumwun. I wunt it to be purrfikt, so it's taking a lot of werk.

Labels: dreeming of daisy, urjes, valentine

Friday, February 02, 2007

Fashion Show Friday

Heer is my Tinkerbell shert that Rue Rue gave me for Krissmiss. It has sparkly bling stars and riting on it. It says, "Sassy." Mao sez they misspelld "Sissy." Yoo can see Tinkerbell's dress is vary sparkly. I think she looks a littul like Pebbles frum the Flinstones. Rue Rue also gave me a speshul Tinkerbell collar to ware with it, but the Food Lady only lets me ware my fancy collars on speshul okayshuns, becuz she wunts to keep them nice. The Tinkerbell collar is pink with fether boa fluff all over it and a littul Tinkerbell charm. Mao sez I'm a fairy, just like Tinkerbell: so yoo see, sumtimes he DUZ say nice things abowt me!!! This is vary cumfy, so sumtimes I ware it to bed at nite and dreem of that speshul sumwun!!!

Labels: dreeming of daisy, fairy, fashion, tinkerbell

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: Name: Skeezix the Cat; Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

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Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

Skeezix in his pink polo shirt

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.