Skeezix's Scratching Post

My Easter

Heer's my kyoot Easter owtfit that the Food Lady made for me even tho she was sik:

Heer I am hunting down Easter eggs. It was hard to see them becuz abowt a millyun leefs got blowed down on the grownd frum the wind last nite. So I had to look reely hard.

Sumtimes, after yoo've looked all over the grownd for yer Easter eggs, it's good to stand up on yer tippy toze and look as far as yoo can see to find more. This suksessfull startejy will help yoo fill up yer Easter baskit fast! And wile yer at it, yoo can danse the Macarena! It's vary fun.

Yoo also mite notiss how this kyoot owtfit shows off my big mussels nicely!

Heer's my Easter baskit after I got it all filld up. It's importunt to cownt yer eggs so yoo'll know if sumbuddy (like Mao or Rocky) steels them frum yoo! And I rekummend washing them, too, cuz yoo don't know ware they've bin!

Labels: easter, easter baskit, kyoot owtfits, macarena

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 28

Things I love abowt Easter:

Bunnies. I wish I had sum.

Colors. Thare's lots of pink and yellow and baby bloo. It is the prittiest holiday becuz of the nice colors.

Gitting to ware my bunny slippers that Kimo & Sabi sent me.

Egg Salad!

Ham!

Baby chiks. Vary Kyoot. I wish I had sum of them, too!

The pink grass in my Eester Baskit, wich is GRATE to play with.

Dekerating my stroler for Eester.

Since I kinda look like the Eester bunny, peepul treet me like a sellebrity.

Gitting to ware the speshul Eester owtfit that the Food Lady made me. Gess whut? It's PINK!

Gitting to watch the moovey Eester Parade, wich stars Joody Garlund, hoo is just abowt my faverit aktress and singer ever ixsept maybe Barbra Striseand.

Gitting to go owt on my harniss and serch for Eester eggs.

Gitting to see whut kind of a fabyulus Eester dress and Eester bonnit my speshul frend Daisy is waring.

Labels: easter, thursday thirteen

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 25

Since my speshul frend Daisy shode herself eeting a PEEPS^® beek yesterday, I deesided to do my T13 on PEEPS^® Fun Fakts:

If yoo took all the PEEPS^® eeten at Eester and laid them end-to-end, they wood more than circle Earth's sircumfrinse.
The number of PEEPS^® made eech day cood lay a path frum the faktery door in Bethlehem, PA to the state of Maryland.
The PEEPS masheens at the Just Born faktery can add 3800 PEEPS eyes per minit.
It wood take approximitly 172 millyun PEEPS bunnies end-to-end to circle the moon.

PEEPS have beecome gormay faverits as fondues, krem broolay ingreedients and capoochino toppings.

In 2002, a guy named Jason consoomed 72 PEEPS in 1/2 howr.

Yellow chiks are the most popyuler, followed by PINK, lavender, bloo and wite.
Lavender was added in 1995, and bloo was added in 1998.
PEEPS' eyes are made of carnauba wax.

How many PEEPS wood yoo need lined up beek-to-tale to reech frum Noo York to Los Anjelus? Over 70 millyun.
PEEPS have bin arownd since 1953. In 1953, the Just Born compunny hoo now makes PEEPS bot the Rodda Candy Cumpunny hoo made marshmello chiks. In 1954, Just Born developt speshul masheens that cood make sqwillyuns of chiks at one time. Just Born evenchully became the biggest marshmello candy maker in the hole entire werld.