A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Labels: erthqwake
As most of yoo know frum reeding Sabi and Kimo's blog, today was kinda freeky. Win I waked up this morning, thare was wite stuff owtside called HALE. This is a pikcher of it on the nayber's roof (not Mr Tinydik's roof -- this is the roof of the yappy dawgs peepul). It was also vary kold. And then the lady sed she had an erthqwake at that place she goze win she goze owt hunting during the day. Her hunting place was only 3 miles frum the eppysenter. The eppysenter is ware all the shaking goze on. Thare was one big jolt, she sed, like a semi truk driving into the side of the bilding. But nuthing got broken.Labels: erthqwake, freeky friday, hale, I hope daisy thinks I'm brave becuz I live ware thare are erthqwakes, kimo, sabi
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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