A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
It is with a vary hevvy hart that I share the nooz that owr vary deer frend, Fudge Ripple (one of DaisyMae's Feeline Amerikans) was helped to the Rainbow Bridge yesterday at 2:15pm. Pleeze drop by thare blog to pay yer respekts. Fudgie was a vary gentle, sweet cat and we will miss him vary much. PLEEZE FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS TRIBYOOT AND POST ON YER BLOG.Labels: daisymae maus, eyes leeking, feline americans, fudge ripple, sad
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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