I got a postcard frum Mao!

He woodn't say ware he was, but he rote, "Having a grate time, glad yer not heer."

I got a postcard frum Mao!

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Mao's Playin a Weird Game with Me

Reesintly, Mao has bin playin a weird game with me. He makes me preetend like I am Kaze and then he puts the bitey on my skinny nek and gits on my bak. It duzn't seem to be a vary fun game, and frankly, it makes me feel funny, like I shoodn't be doin' it. Mao makes theeze sownds like he's havin urjes. I don't wanna rat him owt and git him in trubble cuz then he'd call me a ratfink tattletale mama's boy crybaby. But I don't like playin that game. Unless it was with Daisy. Daisy can put the bitey on my nek anytime she wunts!

Mao's Playin a Weird Game with Me

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Gess the X00th Post Kontest

The Ms: Gess thare 100th Post

Kaze: Gess her 200th Post

And don't ferget to enter my 800th post kontest --- with prizes for both yoo and yer persun!

Gess the X00th Post Kontest

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Sumbuddy Luvs Yoo Saterday

Yoo know, me and my big bruther Mao have owr diffrinses, but I still love him becuz he's the BEST big bruther EVER. I don't even mind win he yells owt "Kaze!" in his sleep and wakes me up. Maybe yoo shood tell sumbuddy yoo love them today. Just becuz.

Sumbuddy Luvs Yoo Saterday

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Mashed by a Meezer Munday

Ever since Mao discuvvered that the pink blankie that my best frend Kaze gave to me is in MY heeted cat cup, he's taken over the cat cup becuz he wunts to be next to the Kaze blankie becuz he's sweet on Kaze. This meens that I git mashed. Like heer. I don't mind sharing 50-50, but he's not even givving me 1% of the cat cup. How can I enjoy my West Side Story dreems if he's sqwishing the breth out of me???

Mashed by a Meezer Munday

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