A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
As the winner of my "Gess my 700th Post" Kontest, Gracie (of Manx Mnews), won sponsership of a Best Frends cat, and she pikt the delektabul Cinders, hoo is a vary sweet old cat. Yay Cinders!!!! Yay Gracie!!!!Labels: best friends animal sanctuary, cinders, gracie, manx mnews
Gracie, of Manx Mnews, is the winner of the "Gess my 700th Post Kontest."Gracie, pleeze emale me (skeezix AT skeezixthecat DOT com) with yer adress, and let me know wich Best Frends Cat yoo wunt to sponser!
Labels: 700th post, gracie, manx mnews
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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