Mashed by a Meezer Munday

Ever since Mao discuvvered that the pink blankie that my best frend Kaze gave to me is in MY heeted cat cup, he's taken over the cat cup becuz he wunts to be next to the Kaze blankie becuz he's sweet on Kaze. This meens that I git mashed. Like heer. I don't mind sharing 50-50, but he's not even givving me 1% of the cat cup. How can I enjoy my West Side Story dreems if he's sqwishing the breth out of me???

Mashed by a Meezer Munday

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