Skeezix's Scratching Post

Monday, January 29, 2007

Man Cat Munday

Mr Tasty Face sez Tripper can't have his own blog. But Trip reeeeeely wunts to partisipate in Man Cat Munday (wich my best frend Kismet invented), so Mao and Rocky and Me will take terns hosting a Trip foto evry Munday. This is Trip with Tiger, his gerfrend. Tiger is the wun hooze more orange. He rabit kiks her and sumtimes duz nasty things to her that I can't talk abowt. I think Trip wood look PURRFIKT in a Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit like Kismet has. Yoo can see that Trip has big man cat-sized paws, wich as evrywun noze is sumthing yoo HAVE to have if yer gonna be a big man cat.

I am only a man-cat in trayning. As soon as I grow sum big paws and dubbul or trippul my body wate, I'll be reddy to put a pikchur of me up for Man Cat Munday!

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: Name: Skeezix the Cat; Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

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Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

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My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.