They're Prayin' for Me!

They're Prayin' for Me!

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Mr Litterbox Entry

Heer is my offishul entry for Zeus' Mr Litterbox competishun. Yoo can enter, too, if yer a guy cat!

FORMAL LOOK:

This is my James Bond formal look. I think the ajetive yer looking for is "dashing."

STRENGTH:

I'm doing this feet of strength in the nood so yoo can reely see my big mussels. It's a littul blurry becuz I am so strong, I can lift ginormous wates at litening speed. I've bin praktissing.


FORM

Heer yoo can see better definishun of my big mussells. Yoo can see why I'm so good at bunny-kikking. And just look at thoze six-pak abs!

GETTING REDDY

I thot yoo mite like to see a beehind-the-seens looks at whut goze on beefore I start my wate-lifting. My big bruther Mao let me borrow his Hugh Hefner big man cat robe so that I wood look more manly. It keeps my mussells warm so I don't tare a ligamint or sumthing.

TALENT: TUNG AKSHUN

My speshul talent is being abul to lik my eyebrowz with my tung. As yoo can planely see, I have a big tung and I know how to use it (are yoo paying attenshun, Daisy?). I think this is a vary importunt attribyoot for Mr Litterbox.

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I also feel I need to point owt that I don't do nip, so I won't emberruss the kontest organizers with any skandals.

Mr Litterbox Entry

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Mr Litterbox

My hole day is going to be spent gitting my entry reddy for the Mr Litterbox competishun. It's hard deesiding wich category to enter. Akshully, I don't even know if I shood bother to enter, becuz Latte and Chase have such a grate entry. Do yoo think Daisy will notiss how my qwads are like pistons? I'm not inklined to submit this as my entry bucuz, frankly, the owtfit izn't that kyoot.

Mr Litterbox

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Mr Litterbox Kontest is Open for Entreez!

I mite not be posting too much for the next week cuz I have to werk owt and git reddy for Zeus' Mr Litterbox 2007 Kontest! It's not only importunt that I choreograff it with all the best pozes that show off my mussels, but also that I pik owt just the rite owtfit to show off my mussels at thare biggist and bulgiest. If yer a guy cat, KLIK HEER to go to Zeus' blog and enter.

Mr Litterbox Kontest is Open for Entreez!

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