Skeezix's Scratching Post

Monday, February 19, 2007

Mr Litterbox Kontest is Open for Entreez!

I mite not be posting too much for the next week cuz I have to werk owt and git reddy for Zeus' Mr Litterbox 2007 Kontest! It's not only importunt that I choreograff it with all the best pozes that show off my mussels, but also that I pik owt just the rite owtfit to show off my mussels at thare biggist and bulgiest. If yer a guy cat, KLIK HEER to go to Zeus' blog and enter.

Labels: contest, I don't know why I'm entering becuz I think it's rigged since Daisy was a shoo-in for Miss Litterbox and she didn't win altho Chey did look nice, mr litterbox, mussels, zeus

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Skeezix heart Daisy

: Name: Skeezix the Cat; Location: Castro Valley, California, US

I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.

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Fry Yer Fleez!
This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!

Skeezix in his pink polo shirt

My Pink Shurt
A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.