Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 29

Thirteen fashun tips frum Skeezix the Cat (and frends)

1) Aksesserize. For example, I cood've just worn this vary cool blak lether vest by itself, but to add a littul pizzazz, I added my NEW PINK COWBOY HAT!!!!!! Yoo can planely see in the ixzampul beelow what a diffrinse a singul aksessery can make!

just the blak vest (BORING!!):
add the pink cowboy hat (snappy!):

2) Wile we're ooohing and ahhhing over my new blak lether vest, let's moove onto tip number 2: the devil is in the deetales! This meens that the diffrinse between blah and aah! is in the deetales of eech peese of clothing yoo ware. Lookey heer: Yoo've got 1) a kyoot wite bow that reely is set off nicely aginst the blak lether; 2) a roze wich sends a suttle signul that yer a romantik; 3) a skull and crossbones: edgy --- it keeps them gessing; 4) Wite lace, wich carries thru the theme establisht with the wite bow; and 5) Blak lace -- adds a little MRAO! and pulls it all together, and also gits a nice yin-yang energy going aginst the wite lace. This jakkit has good fang schway. And did I menshun it's KYOOT!

3) Don't be afrade to brake the roolz. For ixzampul, yer mother probly always told yoo that cats shood NEVER ware howndstooth. But my speshul frend Daisy prooves that howndsteeth can be a bold fashun statement!

4) If yer a lardbutt, don't ware tites:

That shood go withowt saying, yet obveeusly, it needs to be reiterated becuz sum cats didn't git the memo.

5) Vertikul stripes are slimming, and vary snappy! If yer fluffy, vertikul stripes are an exsillint fashun choice. Duzn't Lilly Lu look SMASHING?

6) Dimunds are a gerl's best frend. Don't skrimp on the joolry! My best frend Rocky Ann still knows how to werk it even tho she's sixteen yeers old ... we cood lern a LOT frum RA!

7) It's okay to ware a cap if yer having a bad hare day:

8) Evrybuddy looks FABYULUS in a pink satin bathrobe. It's a timeless look that will serve yoo well in any fashun sichuayshun.

9) Speeking of pink: yoo can never have too much of it, as illustrayted by Sabi beelow:

10) If yer a big man cat, the Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit is as essenchul a part of yer wardrobe as yer James Bond dinner jakkit!

11) Sumtimes, it's okay to only ware a hat --- if it's a GOOD hat!

12) Polo sherts are kinda dull, so it's better to git wun with some stripey colors at the nek and sleeves to jazz it up a littul so yoo don't look like yer frum Snoresville, USA.

13) Don't hold bak frum buying kyoot holiday clothes just becuz yoo can only ware them once a yeer! Yoo only have nine lives, so live it up! (But if yoo ware a turkey swetter on Thanksgiving, make shur they don't mistake yoo for the turkey.)

Thanks to Kismet, Daisy, Pixie, Rocky Ann, Rocky, Lilly Lu, Mao and Sabi!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 29

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On the Red Carpet: Pixie & Daisy!

DAISY

(Isn't her dress just YUMMY??)

Here is Daisy's Red Carpet Fashion. As you can see, she took a fashion risk! To bolster her self confidence, she decided to bring her catnip filled striped mouse with her in lieu of a purse. How daring!

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PIXIE

Here is Pixie's Red Carpet Fashion. As you can see, she is dressed very sensibly since she is no longer a young starlet. Unfortunately, this dress landed her on the Worst-Dressed list.

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ABOWT THE ACATEMY AWARDS: Noting how no cat mooveys got nominaytid for the Academy Awards, I started the aCATemy Awards to showcase exsellense in Feline Films. All cats can submit entreez, and yoo don't even need a video to enter --- still fotos are aksepted for entries in "Red Carpit Fashun." Hundrids of dollers in prizes will be awarded. ENTRY DEDLINE: March 31st. Deetales at: www.acatemyAwards.com

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 21

The Thirteen Reezins this was the BEST VD EVER IN MY HOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

1. Daisy kist me at the VD Party.
2. Daisy kist me on Valentine's morning.
3. I got to match up sum of my frends with the loves of thare lifes.
4. Mao is not as cranky now that he's no longer a lonely old bachler cat.
5. I got to ware my pink satin bathrobe.
6. I wun secund runner up in the Catster "Men in Pink" Competishun.
7. I got to praktiss my wooing skills.
8. The secund time Daisy kist me, I only wet my pants a littul tiny bit. In fakt, it mite have only bin a littul flopswet, not pee.
9. I got to give the award for best valentine to my frends Pixie and IBB.
10. The Food Lady and Mr TF ate dinner at home insted of going owt, wich ment I got a littul tiny peese of lobster.
11. I lerned how to werk sizzers so I cood cut owt Daisy's valentine. This is an importunt marketubul skill that cood help me git a grate job sumday.
12. Evrything (inklooding Daisy) is dekerated in pink and red on VD. Pink is my faverit color and I got to see a lot of it!
13. Daisy gave me a GORJUS hot pink romper dress with Xs and Os all over it, and a littul button that sez SMOOCH! It's like gitting kisses frum Daisy evry day!!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 21

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Congratulayshuns, Pixie and Icon!!!

I am deelited to annownse that the winners of my VD Kontest are Pixie (the blog hog) and Icon Baxter Bentley!!!!

Honorubul Menshuns go to Tara & Kimo and Bubbles & Bathsheba.

PRIZES:

Pixie and IBB won:

1. His-and-hers bathrobes (or his-and-his, or hers-and-hers as appropriate). The his robe will be a Hugh Hefner Smoking Jakkit bathrobe (as introdoost by Kismet), and the hers robe will be identikul to my pink boodwahr robe. If yoo are not a clothes-frendly cat, a $25 Petsmart Gift Card may be substitootid.
2. A romantik dinner/date fun pak and a pink fether boa for the ladey.
3. A portrit of Pixie and Icon together.
4. Pixie will git the sponsership of a Best Frends Cat in her name. (Pixie pikt CASHEW.) I'll be in tuch with both of yoo reegarding yer prizes.

I am happy to reeport that evrywun hoo partisipated was a winner, having fownd yer one troo love just like me!

It shood be pointed owt that altho Daisy's valentine was kleerly the best of the bunch, the kontest was imparshul and her valentine wasn't a finulist even tho it paned me to leeve it owt of the running.

Congratulayshuns, Pixie and Icon!!!

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