How I spent my Day....

Heer is how I spent my Saterday... after I finisht reecooperayting and then riting Daisy a berthday poem.

Whut a nite last nite at Beau and Angie's party! Daisy and Pixie were the best drest sisters thare, and we all wint in my stroler, wich I had deetailed just for the okayzhun. Deetailing is win yoo pay sumwun to git all the Cheezits and Temptayshuns owt of all the nooks and cranneez, and make shur the weels are shiney. I also fluffed up my hot pink pillow frum Kaze, and hung an air freshener up with that noo stroler smell. Daisy notist that the stroler had bin deetailed, so it was werth it. My big bruther Mao did not go becuz Kaze wuzn't going to be thare. Rocky wint, but not in the stroler becuz he thinks the stroler is stoopid.

I got to danse with Daisy, and I also wint to git her a Catmopolitan becuz Rocky told me it's a good idea to git the gerls likkerd up if yoo wunt to have a good time. Dansing was a littul hard. My big bruther Mao took pity on me and tot me how to danse last week, but win I started dansing with Daisy, I reelized Mao had tot me the gerl part of dansing, not the boy part -- wich is the part ware the boy leeds. But Daisy didn't seem to mind. We dansed kind of slow together, and I cood smell her - she smelld reely good. Reely good. And her ears were vary kleen. And I did not step on her paws even once.

Me and Rocky coodn't stay as long as we wunted becuz the Food Lady was at werk and we didn't wunt her to git home and ketch us whooping it up, but beefore I left the party Daisy planted a kiss on my cheek, and at that point, the seeling started spinning and I got reely reely hot, and I coodn't breethe and I think I past owt and wet my pants. It was SUM kiss! Rocky sez I need to praktiss more so that I can injoy it insted of gitting a sensery overload, but he did menshun that I did good not to sqweel like a piggy. So I think I'm making progress.

Rocky had a good time becuz Sadie brot sum home grone primo nip.

So this morning I rote my berthday poem, and then I deesided to praktiss kissing Daisy. I didn't git vary far becuz win I lookt at her pikcher, I starting thinking whut it wood be like to undo her spagetti straps and then play with them. Thare vary dangle-ly. And then I looked down thare and saw ware her dress cuts away to show her shaved tummy, and at that point, I need a rest becuz it was gitting hard for me to breethe and I was feeling kinda hot. Maybe I'm coming down with the floo.

How I spent my Day....

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