Thursday, April 12, 2007

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 29

Thirteen fashun tips frum Skeezix the Cat (and frends)

1) Aksesserize. For example, I cood've just worn this vary cool blak lether vest by itself, but to add a littul pizzazz, I added my NEW PINK COWBOY HAT!!!!!! Yoo can planely see in the ixzampul beelow what a diffrinse a singul aksessery can make!

just the blak vest (BORING!!):
add the pink cowboy hat (snappy!):

2) Wile we're ooohing and ahhhing over my new blak lether vest, let's moove onto tip number 2: the devil is in the deetales! This meens that the diffrinse between blah and aah! is in the deetales of eech peese of clothing yoo ware. Lookey heer: Yoo've got 1) a kyoot wite bow that reely is set off nicely aginst the blak lether; 2) a roze wich sends a suttle signul that yer a romantik; 3) a skull and crossbones: edgy --- it keeps them gessing; 4) Wite lace, wich carries thru the theme establisht with the wite bow; and 5) Blak lace -- adds a little MRAO! and pulls it all together, and also gits a nice yin-yang energy going aginst the wite lace. This jakkit has good fang schway. And did I menshun it's KYOOT!

3) Don't be afrade to brake the roolz. For ixzampul, yer mother probly always told yoo that cats shood NEVER ware howndstooth. But my speshul frend Daisy prooves that howndsteeth can be a bold fashun statement!

4) If yer a lardbutt, don't ware tites:

That shood go withowt saying, yet obveeusly, it needs to be reiterated becuz sum cats didn't git the memo.

5) Vertikul stripes are slimming, and vary snappy! If yer fluffy, vertikul stripes are an exsillint fashun choice. Duzn't Lilly Lu look SMASHING?


6) Dimunds are a gerl's best frend. Don't skrimp on the joolry! My best frend Rocky Ann still knows how to werk it even tho she's sixteen yeers old ... we cood lern a LOT frum RA!

7) It's okay to ware a cap if yer having a bad hare day:


8) Evrybuddy looks FABYULUS in a pink satin bathrobe. It's a timeless look that will serve yoo well in any fashun sichuayshun.


9) Speeking of pink: yoo can never have too much of it, as illustrayted by Sabi beelow:

10) If yer a big man cat, the Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit is as essenchul a part of yer wardrobe as yer James Bond dinner jakkit!

11) Sumtimes, it's okay to only ware a hat --- if it's a GOOD hat!


12) Polo sherts are kinda dull, so it's better to git wun with some stripey colors at the nek and sleeves to jazz it up a littul so yoo don't look like yer frum Snoresville, USA.

13) Don't hold bak frum buying kyoot holiday clothes just becuz yoo can only ware them once a yeer! Yoo only have nine lives, so live it up! (But if yoo ware a turkey swetter on Thanksgiving, make shur they don't mistake yoo for the turkey.)

Thanks to Kismet, Daisy, Pixie, Rocky Ann, Rocky, Lilly Lu, Mao and Sabi!!!

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Happy Berthday, Mommakitty!

Pleeze join me in wishing Kimo and Sabi's Mammakitty a vary vary Happy Berthday! For thoze of yoo hoo don't know her, Mommakitty is one of thoze peepul hoo is vary byootiful both inside and owtside. She loves animuls, the color purpul, and art. In fakt, she's a grate artist! Kimo and Sabi were vary lukky to find such a nice Mommakitty!

Drop by thare blog and send sum good wishes her way!

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Monday, April 02, 2007

I'm mad ....

... at the man in the bloo shorts. He was supost to bring me sumthing frum my best frends Kimo and Sabi for the San Fransisko Giants opening day, but I never got a pakije. My big bruther Mao, hoo gits to sit owtside and wate for the man in the bloo shorts sez the man in bloo shorts hasn't been stopping by owr howse lately. Wich leeves me withowt sumthing good to ware for opening day. I gess I can ware the Jeter Harris Yankee's cap.....

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Friday, March 30, 2007

Now on the Red Carpit: Sabi & Kimo!

I thot today wood rap up owr strole down the red carpit, but sum fabyulus last minit entreez are poring in, so the strole will continyoo for a few more days. Sabi shur knows how to suk up to the kontest organizer! Knowing that Liberace is one of my IDOLS, he pulled owt all the stops to come up with the kyootest pink owtfit ever. And Kimo is looking VARY Shon Konnery. That makes the Food Lady go, "oh baby, oh baby."

SABI

Here is Sabi, stylin' a-la-Liberace. Pink is the new black!

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KIMO

Kimo is sporting the sleek Scottish garb, popularized by Sir Sean Connery, and a tribute to his Mommakitty's Scottish heritage (she will be mentioned in his speech).

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ABOWT THE ACATEMY AWARDS: Noting how no cat mooveys got nominaytid for the Academy Awards, I started the aCATemy Awards to showcase exsellense in Feline Films. All cats can submit entreez, and yoo don't even need a video to enter --- still fotos are aksepted for entries in "Red Carpit Fashun." Hundrids of dollers in prizes will be awarded. ENTRY DEDLINE: March 31st. Deetales at: www.acatemyAwards.com

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Friday, February 23, 2007

Freeky Friday

As most of yoo know frum reeding Sabi and Kimo's blog, today was kinda freeky. Win I waked up this morning, thare was wite stuff owtside called HALE. This is a pikcher of it on the nayber's roof (not Mr Tinydik's roof -- this is the roof of the yappy dawgs peepul). It was also vary kold. And then the lady sed she had an erthqwake at that place she goze win she goze owt hunting during the day. Her hunting place was only 3 miles frum the eppysenter. The eppysenter is ware all the shaking goze on. Thare was one big jolt, she sed, like a semi truk driving into the side of the bilding. But nuthing got broken.

Yep, it was a freeky day, all rite!

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