The most terryfying stroler ride EVER!!!!!!
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Today was the most terryfying of my hole entire life.
Gess what I saw on today's stroler ride??? A marawding band of vishus deer! Just LOOK AT THE HUNGRY GLEEM IN THARE EYES! Yoo can almost see them likking thare chops. (If yoo biggify the bottum pikcher, yoo'll see ware thare is a huge flok of them!) OF KORSE I had my can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt reddy to use at a moment's notiss. I tride to ixplane to Mr TF that we had to flee like the wind and git outta thare, but they HAD HIPNOTIZED HIM and he just stood thare watching them as they plotted how to overtake the stroler and EET ME!!!!!! Forchewnitly, he got unhipnotized just in time, and WE BARELY ESKAPED with owr LIVES!!!!! I didn't cry like a baby, but I did wet myself just a littul bit. It was both terryfying and ixzilerayting becuz I look the beest of deth strate in the eyes and I did not blink. I feel impowerd!!! (Of korse, I'm shur that once they got a look at my big mussels, they thot twice abowt messin with me!)
Today was the most terryfying of my hole entire life.
Gess what I saw on today's stroler ride??? A marawding band of vishus deer! Just LOOK AT THE HUNGRY GLEEM IN THARE EYES! Yoo can almost see them likking thare chops. (If yoo biggify the bottum pikcher, yoo'll see ware thare is a huge flok of them!) OF KORSE I had my can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt reddy to use at a moment's notiss. I tride to ixplane to Mr TF that we had to flee like the wind and git outta thare, but they HAD HIPNOTIZED HIM and he just stood thare watching them as they plotted how to overtake the stroler and EET ME!!!!!! Forchewnitly, he got unhipnotized just in time, and WE BARELY ESKAPED with owr LIVES!!!!! I didn't cry like a baby, but I did wet myself just a littul bit. It was both terryfying and ixzilerayting becuz I look the beest of deth strate in the eyes and I did not blink. I feel impowerd!!! (Of korse, I'm shur that once they got a look at my big mussels, they thot twice abowt messin with me!)Labels: scared outta my wits, stroler ride, vishus deer, will daisy think I'm brave
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