Will Sumbuddy PLEEZE date Jeter Harris?????

UPDATE: Lilly Lu and Jeter are going to be Valentines!!!! YAY!!!! Jeter isn't going to grow horns!


I am vary vary sad becuz my best frend Jeter Harris duzn't have a speshul gerl cat frend like I do. Rocky the Gutter Cat sez that Jete' will just have to go to the Valentine's Dance as sumthing called a "STAG". I didn't know whut STAG ment. So I do whut I always do -- I wint online and lookt it up.... and I was just SIK over whut I red!!!! Heer's the deffynishuns:

1. or plural stag : an adult male red deer; also : the male of various other deer (especially genus Cervus)
2. a male animal castrated after sexual maturity

I coodn't reed any ferther.

I don't wunt Jeter Harris to be ternd into a castrated vishus deer!!!! Help me git him a date!!!! Arn't thare ANY gerl cats owt thare hoo wood wunt to spend sum time with this deelitefull Yankee's luvin' Man Cat???

Heer's whut he wunts:

jeter harris seeking gerl cat:

climbin treez a must
prefer a roofwalker
non-smokin pleez ...
no childrun frum preeveyus relashunshipz
owtdoor/indoor
i am parshul to curly catz ... but i am open to meetin acat uv a diffrent fur

i would make a good valentine becuz not only am i verree kyoot but also verree senshuall. i enjoy touchin a grate tail ... jus ask mi brudder mickey. i also keep mi hissin to a minimum. latelee i hav onlee been hissin at mi noo brudder matsui.

so girlz ... if yer intrested in a kyoot, senshuall tabby hoo duzzen't hiss much ... i'm yer valentine.

PLEEZE PLEEZE PLEEZE will sumbuddy say yes to da grate Jeter Harris????

Will Sumbuddy PLEEZE date Jeter Harris?????

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