Sunday, February 18, 2007

Daisy's hedded for Joovey Hall

My speshul frend Daisy got in vary seerius trubbul this weekend becuz she tagged her howse. Yoo can reed the deetales heer. I was vary werried for her becuz she mite git sent to prizzin. But it was also a littul ixsiting to think that I mite be involved with a "BAD GERL." I git urjes just thinking abowt it. I askt Rocky abowt it, and he told me in the long run I'd have a lot more fun with Rizzo than I wood with Sandy. I don't know whut he ment by that, but maybe it's sumthing I'll find owt win I beecome a big man cat. Rocky gave me sum vary good advice, tho. He sed to tell Daisy that win she gits sent to prizzin to ask to be sent to one that allows conjugul vizits. I don't know whut that meens, eether, but I'm gonna pass that advice along to Daisy. I'm hoping she'll git sent to Martha Stoowert's prizzin, and then maybe win she gits owt she'll have her own omnipeedia empire.

Anyway, I began thinking abowt whut wood happen if I started tagging howses and running with the rong crowd, and maybe even joining a GANG! I got tired just thinking abowt it, and I fell asleep, and I dreemed that I was in a gang just like in West Side Story*. In the dreem, me and my big bruther Mao and Tripper the psyko stray cat were in a gang and we did lots and lots of singing and dancing. Trip shode me his shiv. He had a psyko look in his eyes win he shode it to me, and I felt a littul scared. So I woke up.

This is kinda whut owr gang looked like in my dreem. I'm the one in the pink shert:


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*Wich has a LOT of grate show tunes in it: I LOVE show tunes.

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Man Cat Munday

Mr Tasty Face sez Tripper can't have his own blog. But Trip reeeeeely wunts to partisipate in Man Cat Munday (wich my best frend Kismet invented), so Mao and Rocky and Me will take terns hosting a Trip foto evry Munday. This is Trip with Tiger, his gerfrend. Tiger is the wun hooze more orange. He rabit kiks her and sumtimes duz nasty things to her that I can't talk abowt. I think Trip wood look PURRFIKT in a Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit like Kismet has. Yoo can see that Trip has big man cat-sized paws, wich as evrywun noze is sumthing yoo HAVE to have if yer gonna be a big man cat.

I am only a man-cat in trayning. As soon as I grow sum big paws and dubbul or trippul my body wate, I'll be reddy to put a pikchur of me up for Man Cat Munday!

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