Frootbat Friday

Since I had my pawdicure, I like to sleep with my toenales up on the rim of my heetid cat cup so that anybuddy hoo walks by can see how kyoot my nales look. See? Kyoot nales!

Sevrul of yoo have askt abowt how the SoftPaws are werkin owt for me. In a werd: Grate! I have not chewd them off. It's bin a cuppul of weeks, and thare all still on. Rocky loves them becuz I don't skratch him anymore win we play. (Beefore, I skratcht him and he got an absess wich cawzed him to have to have the antlers installed on his hed.) They are GRATE for rok kliming! They are sheek and fashunubul. I don't skratch the peepul win they have to feed me my barfy medisins. The Food Lady sed it is way better if yoo have a pink toenale purrfeshunul put them on yer cat becuz she's tride it beefore and got super gloo in her hed fur. I'm glad I wuzn't born yet win that happened.

Frootbat Friday

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Duz this happen to anybuddy else???

Today, my speshul frend Daisy sent me a provokativ shaved tummy foto. It was HOT!!! I git all short of breth just thinkin abowt it. Win I ferst saw it, my face got all hot, and I got all tingly in places that don't uzhully tingle, and I coodn't breethe, and I thot I mite have a hart attak! Oh, and my eyes were poppin owt, too. Mao was reddy to call the perrymediks. Have any of yoo had that kind of a reeakshun to lookin at fotos? How do yoo know win it's not just that yoo have a hot gerlfrend, but that yoo need emerjinsy medikul attenshun? Just wundering.... I don't want to use up my allowunse on an ambyoolanse if it's not an emerjinsy.

Duz this happen to anybuddy else???

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Urjes

I am going to be spending the rest of the day making my urjes go away after seeing THIS!

Urjes

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Mr Litterbox

My hole day is going to be spent gitting my entry reddy for the Mr Litterbox competishun. It's hard deesiding wich category to enter. Akshully, I don't even know if I shood bother to enter, becuz Latte and Chase have such a grate entry. Do yoo think Daisy will notiss how my qwads are like pistons? I'm not inklined to submit this as my entry bucuz, frankly, the owtfit izn't that kyoot.

Mr Litterbox

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Frootbat Friday

Heer yoo can see my pink mannykyer. And I think the glasses make me look smart. At leest I hope so, becuz my speshul frend Daisy is studying to be a dokter: she's smart and ambishus! So I have to look smart, too, so she duzn't find sum Dr McDreemy to run off with.

Frootbat Friday

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Look what Daisy sent me!!!!

Yesterday, a pakije frum Daisy came in the male for me, but the Food Lady made me wate to open it until tonite. Note Daisy's EXSILLUNT PENMANSHIP on the envelope. And it is pink and purpul Tinkerbell rapping. Daisy rememberd that I LOVE faireez, espeshully Tinkerbell:

She rote a vary nice letter, too. I red evry werd down to the bottum ware she sed "Luv, Diasy". WOO HOO!!!!!! That was vary ixsiting!

Win I opend the pakije, thare was a byootiful hot pink romper dress inside: PURRFIKT for evryday ware! It had Xs and Os all over it wich meen hugs and kisses. Cood this prezint have bin any more purrfikt????

Well, yes, it cood have..... becuz the rapping had Daisy's SMELL all over it!!!! I snift and snift and snift.


And did I menshun whut a grate HAT the bow on the pakije made???



Heer yoo can git a better look at the byootiful dress. Professor Daisy wood say that it eezily makes the tranzishun frum day to evening ware with the addishun of a strand of perls:


Heer's a speshul deetale on the dress. It sez SMOOCH!!! Smooch meens kiss, so it's like I'm gitting kist by Daisy evry time I ware it!!!!

I am the lukkiest guy in the werld! Not evry gerl wood buy her fella a byootiful VD dress with kisses all over it! Or remember that I like faireez and rap my prezint in fairy rapping paper!!! Daisy, yer the BEST!!!!!

WoW. Sensery overlode. I've gotta take a breether!

PS: Daisy also sent a byootiful pikcher frame that Buddy and Finny made (the proseeds go to help Mu Shue) ... but I fergot to take a pikchur so I'll have to show yoo later. I'm gonna put one of Daisy's tummy pikchurs in it!!!!

Look what Daisy sent me!!!!

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Thare are preparayshuns to be made....

Me and my big bruther Mao are vary ixsited abowt VD this yeer becuz it's the vary ferst yeer we've both had valentines. So we're gitting all drest up, and the fether boa is reddy for akshun. I don't know ixzaktly whut kind of akshun, but I'm shur thare will be sum. This morning Daisy teleportid me over and gave me a kiss. AND I DIDN'T WET MY PANTS!!! That's whut I call progress. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the morning trying to figyer owt how best to aksesserize my pink robe. Rocky sez I shood go aw natcherelle, but I don't think Daisy's reddy to see my Barney Fife fizzeek.

Thare are preparayshuns to be made....

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How I spent my Day....

I'm beehind on sending owt all my valentines becuz I spended much of the day at my Daisy-Watching Stayshun looking at this pikcher of my speshul frend, Daisy. I wore my pink fleese jakkit with daiseez on it. I kinda got a feever wile I was doing it, so I had to stop. I must still have the floo. Win I wint to git a drink of water, yoo know whut happend??? ROCKY TOOK MY SPOT!!!!! Ferst my tunnel box, now he's taken over my Daisy-watching stayshun! I am vary distrest.

How I spent my Day....

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How I spent my Day....

Heer is how I spent my Saterday... after I finisht reecooperayting and then riting Daisy a berthday poem.

Whut a nite last nite at Beau and Angie's party! Daisy and Pixie were the best drest sisters thare, and we all wint in my stroler, wich I had deetailed just for the okayzhun. Deetailing is win yoo pay sumwun to git all the Cheezits and Temptayshuns owt of all the nooks and cranneez, and make shur the weels are shiney. I also fluffed up my hot pink pillow frum Kaze, and hung an air freshener up with that noo stroler smell. Daisy notist that the stroler had bin deetailed, so it was werth it. My big bruther Mao did not go becuz Kaze wuzn't going to be thare. Rocky wint, but not in the stroler becuz he thinks the stroler is stoopid.

I got to danse with Daisy, and I also wint to git her a Catmopolitan becuz Rocky told me it's a good idea to git the gerls likkerd up if yoo wunt to have a good time. Dansing was a littul hard. My big bruther Mao took pity on me and tot me how to danse last week, but win I started dansing with Daisy, I reelized Mao had tot me the gerl part of dansing, not the boy part -- wich is the part ware the boy leeds. But Daisy didn't seem to mind. We dansed kind of slow together, and I cood smell her - she smelld reely good. Reely good. And her ears were vary kleen. And I did not step on her paws even once.

Me and Rocky coodn't stay as long as we wunted becuz the Food Lady was at werk and we didn't wunt her to git home and ketch us whooping it up, but beefore I left the party Daisy planted a kiss on my cheek, and at that point, the seeling started spinning and I got reely reely hot, and I coodn't breethe and I think I past owt and wet my pants. It was SUM kiss! Rocky sez I need to praktiss more so that I can injoy it insted of gitting a sensery overload, but he did menshun that I did good not to sqweel like a piggy. So I think I'm making progress.

Rocky had a good time becuz Sadie brot sum home grone primo nip.

So this morning I rote my berthday poem, and then I deesided to praktiss kissing Daisy. I didn't git vary far becuz win I lookt at her pikcher, I starting thinking whut it wood be like to undo her spagetti straps and then play with them. Thare vary dangle-ly. And then I looked down thare and saw ware her dress cuts away to show her shaved tummy, and at that point, I need a rest becuz it was gitting hard for me to breethe and I was feeling kinda hot. Maybe I'm coming down with the floo.

How I spent my Day....

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Happy Berthday, Daisy!!!

Today is the berthday of my vary speshul frend, Daisy the Kerly Cat. As most of yoo know, Daisy and I like eech other, and win I werk up enuf keridje to ask it wile maintaining bladder kontrol, I'm going to ask her to go steddy. This may not happen for a few yeers, tho, becuz we're both still vary yung.

But Daisy is less yung than she was yesterday: Today is Daisy's berthday! Yoo have to drop by her blog and wish her a happy berthday. I rote her a berthday poem. I hope she likes it!

Skeezix's Happy Berthday Poem
to Daisy the Kerly Cat

Daisy, yer the prittiest of all the cats hoo blog
But I'd still like yoo anyway, even if yoo were a dog.
Becuz yer vary smart and sweet and ware the kyootist clothes,
and yoo like pink and pokka dots and headbands made with bows.
Yer brave: yoo takkle wildebeests, and gators in yer yard
And yoo watch for vishus deer -- yoo always bravely keep yer gard.
Yer ears are not all waxy cuz yoo keep them nice and kleen,
I'm amazed that famous royalty hasn't asked yoo to be qween.
I hope this berthday is the best that yoo have ever had
The fakt that yer my speshul frend makes me happy, gay and glad.

Happy Berthday, Daisy!!!

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

Thirteen things I need to do to git reddy for Beau Beau and Angie's Party:

1. Pick out a really cute outfit to wear
2. Find owt whut Daisy's waring frum Pixie, just to make shur that me and Daisy won't be waring the same thing.
3. Get some Cover-Stick to hide the scar under my eye. Or shood I show it off?
4. Have hot pink Softpaws put on my fingernails.
5. Go to Bullevard Pet Hospitul for a good kleening of my teeths, and maybe to git sum butt putty so I don't have the sqwerts during the party.
6. Praktiss mussel pozes.
7. Buy CosmoCat magazine so I can learn more abowt whut gerl cats talk abowt. My big bruther Mao sez knowlidje is power, and it will help me know win Daisy is trying to use her feminin wiles on me.
8. Find owt whut feminin wiles meens.
9. Practice conversations. My best frend Jeter Harris sugjested, "How abowt dem Yankees?" but yoo know, I'm not shur that wood werk on Daisy. Rocky the Gutter Cat sugjested, "Hey thare. Wanna do it?" but frankly, I think yoo need to be more specifik abowt whut yoo wunt to do. Mao sez to let Daisy do all the talking becuz she seems reel good at that. Maybe that's whut I'll do.
10. Practice greeting Daisy's mom. "Good evening, Mrs Curly Cat. Yoo are looking espeshully byootiful this evening. It's eezy to see ware Daisy gits her good looks." Watch more Leave it to Beaver episodes becuz Eddie Haskul duz this reely good.
11. Practiss not wetting my pants.
12. Clean the stroler and make shur the weels are reel shiney. Git Mr TF to install the bevrije holder.
13. By a korsaje for Daisy, and reemind Icon to git one for Pixie.

Rocky sez I shood also take a bunch of his primo nip for Daisy becuz it will inkreese the chanses that I "git sum" wink wink. Git sum whut? He woodn't say - he just sed, "yoo know..." and he winked agin. I think Rocky was loded becuz none of it made any sense to me and he reefyoozed to ixplane.

OMG! I don't think I can git all this dun beefore tomorrow nite!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

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LOOKING FOR LOVE!!! 7 matches to go!!

Okay, evrybuddy, lissen up -- so far, the following cats have ixprest an intrist in finding love with that speshul sumwun. Let's match 'em up! All of theeze are vary deer frends of mine, and I wunt them to have urjes just like I have for my Daisy.

To kontakt theeze cats, go heer. And, if yoo, too, are looking for love, post whut yer looking for thare --- and yoo can even enter an open valentine in the VD Contest like Eclair did!

So heer are owr singuls:

LUCY:

Lucy seeks man cat or boy cat.

Two year old tortie seeks male companionship. Must be sweet and loving, non-smoker (but eating nip OK) who likes to cuddle in front of fires or under blankets.

I'd be a good valentine because I'm really sweet and friendly, I like to go on road trips in the car and in my stroller. I don't talk much, but when I do, you know it's
important - so guys, if you want a woman who won't talk your ear off, I'm your
girl!

http://www.catster.com/cats/219290/sniff

YUKI:

yuki - a laid back senior lady cat wishes to meet a-vayl-a-bull man cat.

he shood be breefing and able to move about wif little or no help. hyper or high strung cats need not apply. must like to take long,long naps on soft comfee beds. must love the view of the world from a pikshure window. fi-nan-shul-lee in-d-pen dent. luv of red dot chasing a purrferred.

i woods make a great valentine cuz i has a caring hart. i loves to be told sweet nufins and will tell yus how hansum, funny, ans wonderful yu is. i will also shares my fishy flakes an nip wif yus.

come bisits my blog: http://www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com

KIMIKO:

kimiko almosts senior lady cat wishes to meet man cat.

enter-est-ed in man cat wif en-er-gee bursts. must be abulls to zoom thru house at breakneck speeds. wipeouts ars ack-sept-a-bull. nip addict is ok. goods hi-gene is a
must as i has flea al-er-gees.

i ams a yung at hart lady cat who likes to chase strings, balls, and red dots. i can act crazy at times and zooms thru the house. sometimes i ams fery quiet and shy. i luvs to curl up and take naps unner the covers. if yus luvs to talk i can listen or yus can
listen to me talk.

come bisits my blog: http://www.kazokuneko.blogspot.com/

TAPS:

Taps - seeking mature girl kitty.
I'm a 16 year old younge at heart black and white boy. I loves to take nappies on our porch, and sleeping on our bean parents bed. I loves chickey, and my special diet. I loves temptation treats, and would be happy to share some with someone special. Oh, i'm an indorr kitty, i use to be an out door kitty until meowmize got her own place and I got to come in.

SNOWY

I'm a 4 year old girl kitty. I have a very snowy white coat, which is how i got my name. I enjoys, taking nappies anywhere it is comfy, and laying in the sun. I loves playing with micerz, and getting some nip(hehe),and temptations. So if yous are looking for a beautiful full figured girl kitty then i just might be your girl. Purrs, and headrubbs.

LOOKING FOR LOVE!!! 7 matches to go!!

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How I spent my Day....

How I spent my Day....

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Can't werk this afternoon....

My speshul frend Daisy posted a noo foto of her shaved pink tummy. I can't take my eyes off of it. But I don't know if evrybuddy on the innernets shood be looking at it....!

Can't werk this afternoon....

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My vary smart speshul frend, Daisy

My speshul frend Daisy is doing a home-study korse so she can lern to do operayshuns. I just kontinyoo to be amazed at how smart and ambishus she is. She was alreddy a professer, and now she's gonna be a DOKTER!!! I think I'm going to volunteer to let her praktiss her exams on me!

Or maybe not. I get big urjes just thinking abowt it and I woodn't wunt to imberruss myself.

My vary smart speshul frend, Daisy

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My Valentine to Daisy the Kerly Cat

My Valentine to Daisy the Kerly Cat

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I'm indispozed

If yer wundering ware I am, I am feeverishly werking on making a valentine for that speshul sumwun. I wunt it to be purrfikt, so it's taking a lot of werk.

I'm indispozed

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Kard frum Daisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man in the bloo shorts brot me a thankyoo kard frum Daisy the Kerly Cat!!!!! I was so ixsited!!! She rote on the inside with REEELY GOOD PENMINSHIP, and she stuk abowt a hundrid sparkly shiny butterflys all over it!!!!! I spended almost all nite looking at it, on my sleeping bag wich is almost identikul to Daisy's sleeping bag. This is going strate into the skrapbook of my life, after I git dun looking and looking at it, and sniffing it for her gerl smell. MMMMMMM!

Kard frum Daisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can't beeleeve I mist this!!!!!

I am so imberrust and upset. Maybe sum of yoo big man cats with harems can give me sum advice. I go to Daisy the Kerly Cat's Catster page and her blog evry day, and look at all her byootiful pikchurs and her byootiful owtfits, and sumhow -- I don't know how this happend --- I MIST SEEING HER MYOOSIK VIDEEYO!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was the gratest myoosik videeyo EVER. AND she was waring a pink swetter IXZAKTLY like MY pink swetter! And now I think she mite feel bad, like I wuzn't paying attenshun to her cuz I didn't comment on her myoosik videeyo, wich is maybe why she was looking forward to Big Man Cat Munday becuz she's shopping arownd for a big man cat with big man cat mussels, and I just can't kumpeet on thoze terms. I have to git by on persunality. But I feer that won't be enuf to git her to pay attenshun to me. She is such a byootiful, klassy, fashunubul gerl cat.

Yoo can watch her myoosik videeyo heer, or yoo can go to her blog to see it. She gots it going and coming. I just don't know how to git bak in her good grayses.

I can't beeleeve I mist this!!!!!

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