Anuther terryfying stroler ride!

WARNING: DISTERBING PIKCHER! NOT SOOTUBUL FOR YUNG EYES!!!

Altho I feel safe in my stroler, I admit that I am still terryfide win I spot vishus deer on my stroles. This is whut I saw today. As yoo can planely see, theeze crafty creechers are laying down and hiding in the grass so they just look like rabbits to the tender yung joosy cats hoo pass by, and win the unsuspekting cats walk up to them to say, "Hey Mr Rabbit, how ya doin'?" the vishus deer will skewer them and EET THEM!

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SKAM! If yoo do, it will be the vary last skam yoo ever fall for!

Anuther terryfying stroler ride!

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YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING: GRAFIK AND TERRYFYING FOTO BEELOW.

NOT APPROPREEYUT FOR YUNG CATS.

My best frend 'Kaika sent me this foto of yer yard, ware a marawding band of vishus deer was terrerizing the nayberhood and looking for tender yung joosy cats to eet for dinner:

Needless to say, I wet my pants win I saw it, and I HAVE NOT HERD FRUM 'KAIKA SINSE!!!!

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Berthday, Eric & Flynn!!!

Owr very good frends Eric and Flynn are sellubrating thare berthdays today .... so drop by and wish 'em a happy one! They've promist that thare is primo nip to be had, and they'll even show evrywun thare vishus deer! (Sownds more like a frite nite Halloween party, but maybe it's a British thing to scare all yer party gests!)

>> KLIK HEER TO TELEPORT OVER!

Happy Berthday, Eric & Flynn!!!

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The most terryfying stroler ride EVER!!!!!!

KONTENT WARNING: The following post contains content and grafik fotograffs that may be too intense for yunger viewers. Parentul disgreshun is advized.

Today was the most terryfying of my hole entire life.


Gess what I saw on today's stroler ride??? A marawding band of vishus deer! Just LOOK AT THE HUNGRY GLEEM IN THARE EYES! Yoo can almost see them likking thare chops. (If yoo biggify the bottum pikcher, yoo'll see ware thare is a huge flok of them!) OF KORSE I had my can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt reddy to use at a moment's notiss. I tride to ixplane to Mr TF that we had to flee like the wind and git outta thare, but they HAD HIPNOTIZED HIM and he just stood thare watching them as they plotted how to overtake the stroler and EET ME!!!!!! Forchewnitly, he got unhipnotized just in time, and WE BARELY ESKAPED with owr LIVES!!!!! I didn't cry like a baby, but I did wet myself just a littul bit. It was both terryfying and ixzilerayting becuz I look the beest of deth strate in the eyes and I did not blink. I feel impowerd!!! (Of korse, I'm shur that once they got a look at my big mussels, they thot twice abowt messin with me!)

The most terryfying stroler ride EVER!!!!!!

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YIKES!!!

We wint stroling yesterday, and not far frum the howse ware I saw that ginormous fetherd creecher, I saw A VISHUS DEER!!!! He was hiding in the bushes, holding vary vary still so I woodn't notiss him. Boy, am I ever happy I take my Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt with me win I go strolling! But even tho I had the VDR in hand, I still had Mr TF pik up the pace ... just in case!

YIKES!!!

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Will Sumbuddy PLEEZE date Jeter Harris?????

UPDATE: Lilly Lu and Jeter are going to be Valentines!!!! YAY!!!! Jeter isn't going to grow horns!


I am vary vary sad becuz my best frend Jeter Harris duzn't have a speshul gerl cat frend like I do. Rocky the Gutter Cat sez that Jete' will just have to go to the Valentine's Dance as sumthing called a "STAG". I didn't know whut STAG ment. So I do whut I always do -- I wint online and lookt it up.... and I was just SIK over whut I red!!!! Heer's the deffynishuns:

1. or plural stag : an adult male red deer; also : the male of various other deer (especially genus Cervus)
2. a male animal castrated after sexual maturity

I coodn't reed any ferther.

I don't wunt Jeter Harris to be ternd into a castrated vishus deer!!!! Help me git him a date!!!! Arn't thare ANY gerl cats owt thare hoo wood wunt to spend sum time with this deelitefull Yankee's luvin' Man Cat???

Heer's whut he wunts:

jeter harris seeking gerl cat:

climbin treez a must
prefer a roofwalker
non-smokin pleez ...
no childrun frum preeveyus relashunshipz
owtdoor/indoor
i am parshul to curly catz ... but i am open to meetin acat uv a diffrent fur

i would make a good valentine becuz not only am i verree kyoot but also verree senshuall. i enjoy touchin a grate tail ... jus ask mi brudder mickey. i also keep mi hissin to a minimum. latelee i hav onlee been hissin at mi noo brudder matsui.

so girlz ... if yer intrested in a kyoot, senshuall tabby hoo duzzen't hiss much ... i'm yer valentine.

PLEEZE PLEEZE PLEEZE will sumbuddy say yes to da grate Jeter Harris????

Will Sumbuddy PLEEZE date Jeter Harris?????

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Wacky Wenzday: The Eegul and the Vishus Deer

WARNING: My Food Lady hated this storey.

This was vary wacky. In the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop on FOS, my best frend Pixel May reeported the storey of a Bald Eegul carrying a vishus deer's hed. Sumhow, even tho only the hed of the deer was left, it sukseeded in killing the eegul (probably by using its lazer beem eyes). I tell yoo, they have sooperpowers!

Wacky Wenzday: The Eegul and the Vishus Deer

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The Vishus Deer Ho-tell

The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face were gone, but they came bak home today. I was vary upset becuz the old lady hoo feeds us duz not feed us the rite way, and thare's nobuddy's face to lik, and nobuddy to talk to me. My big bruther Mao was sertin that they had gone on a rode trip, but I didn't think it was possibul, becuz if they'd dun that they wood have taken me with them.... rite?

So when they got home, I asked them why they didn't take me on thare rode trip with them (becuz I was SUCH A GOOD BOY win I wint on a rode trip to my faverit ant Joanne's howse), but the Food Lady ixplaned that it was thare anniversrey and they had to be alone. It duz not sownd like a fun thing to spend time sumware withowt me, but win she shode me the fotos, I was vary glad I didn't go becuz I think they stade at THE VISHUS DEER HO-TELL!!!!! Heer are the pikchurs:

This pikchur was hanging on the wall of thare room:

This vishus deer hed was on the wall above the fireplace in thare room (that's Mr TF bilding a fire):

And yoo cood even see the vishus deer hed above the fireplace in a mirror:

And there was a dining room at the Vishus Deer HO-tell, and above the fireplace in the dining room was ANUTHER vishus deer pikchur:

I do not understand how this cood have bin a fun way to spend a weekend. It sownds terryfying. I got so upset seeing these pikchurs that I wint and blew chunks in the catbox. Big chunks.

The Vishus Deer Ho-tell

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