Mr Litterbox Entry

Heer is my offishul entry for Zeus' Mr Litterbox competishun. Yoo can enter, too, if yer a guy cat!

FORMAL LOOK:

This is my James Bond formal look. I think the ajetive yer looking for is "dashing."

STRENGTH:

I'm doing this feet of strength in the nood so yoo can reely see my big mussels. It's a littul blurry becuz I am so strong, I can lift ginormous wates at litening speed. I've bin praktissing.


FORM

Heer yoo can see better definishun of my big mussells. Yoo can see why I'm so good at bunny-kikking. And just look at thoze six-pak abs!

GETTING REDDY

I thot yoo mite like to see a beehind-the-seens looks at whut goze on beefore I start my wate-lifting. My big bruther Mao let me borrow his Hugh Hefner big man cat robe so that I wood look more manly. It keeps my mussells warm so I don't tare a ligamint or sumthing.

TALENT: TUNG AKSHUN

My speshul talent is being abul to lik my eyebrowz with my tung. As yoo can planely see, I have a big tung and I know how to use it (are yoo paying attenshun, Daisy?). I think this is a vary importunt attribyoot for Mr Litterbox.

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I also feel I need to point owt that I don't do nip, so I won't emberruss the kontest organizers with any skandals.

Mr Litterbox Entry

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/scratchingpost/2007/02/mr-litterbox-entry.html