Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

Thirteen things I need to do to git reddy for Beau Beau and Angie's Party:

1. Pick out a really cute outfit to wear
2. Find owt whut Daisy's waring frum Pixie, just to make shur that me and Daisy won't be waring the same thing.
3. Get some Cover-Stick to hide the scar under my eye. Or shood I show it off?
4. Have hot pink Softpaws put on my fingernails.
5. Go to Bullevard Pet Hospitul for a good kleening of my teeths, and maybe to git sum butt putty so I don't have the sqwerts during the party.
6. Praktiss mussel pozes.
7. Buy CosmoCat magazine so I can learn more abowt whut gerl cats talk abowt. My big bruther Mao sez knowlidje is power, and it will help me know win Daisy is trying to use her feminin wiles on me.
8. Find owt whut feminin wiles meens.
9. Practice conversations. My best frend Jeter Harris sugjested, "How abowt dem Yankees?" but yoo know, I'm not shur that wood werk on Daisy. Rocky the Gutter Cat sugjested, "Hey thare. Wanna do it?" but frankly, I think yoo need to be more specifik abowt whut yoo wunt to do. Mao sez to let Daisy do all the talking becuz she seems reel good at that. Maybe that's whut I'll do.
10. Practice greeting Daisy's mom. "Good evening, Mrs Curly Cat. Yoo are looking espeshully byootiful this evening. It's eezy to see ware Daisy gits her good looks." Watch more Leave it to Beaver episodes becuz Eddie Haskul duz this reely good.
11. Practiss not wetting my pants.
12. Clean the stroler and make shur the weels are reel shiney. Git Mr TF to install the bevrije holder.
13. By a korsaje for Daisy, and reemind Icon to git one for Pixie.

Rocky sez I shood also take a bunch of his primo nip for Daisy becuz it will inkreese the chanses that I "git sum" wink wink. Git sum whut? He woodn't say - he just sed, "yoo know..." and he winked agin. I think Rocky was loded becuz none of it made any sense to me and he reefyoozed to ixplane.

OMG! I don't think I can git all this dun beefore tomorrow nite!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 20

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