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Friday, February 02, 2007
Are yoo singul?
For my VD Contest, I've added the opportoonity for singul cats to partisipate even if they don't have a valentine... and it may even help them find troo love!!! Just GO TO THE KONTEST SITE and follow the direkshuns. Yoo just mite git pared up with the gerl cat or man cat of yer dreems!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
Me and my big bruther Mao saved up owr allowinse to sponser Meech and we're glad we did. Yoo can sponser yer own cat for just $25. Clik heer to find owt how.
Fry Yer Fleez! This werks reely good. Even tho they put Flee Joos on me to kill the fleez for a month, I sometimes git a few in between applicashuns and this is better than a flee comb becuz it frys the fleez. Yoo can see littul sparx, even!
My Pink Shurt A couple of fashun plate kitties have emailed me to ask ware they can get a pink shert like mine. I ware a small, but if yer bigger than runt-size, you'll need a medium.